X THE WORLD IS YOURS X

she’s up all night to get lucky

namelessstreets:

Louis CK nailing it every time.

(Source: theunknown-abyss)

oneterabyteofkilobyteage:

original url http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/7454/

last modified 1997-09-24 18:48:55

• insert celebrity name here: i was bullied at school

unp:

…???

i’m going to get this photo put on my birthday cake i swear to god

sassiestasshole:

every now and then i remember things that i did as a child and i’m like “why didn’t i know i was gay sooner” because my god i was like a raging homo at age 9

my mum said as a child i wore my mums shoes and her bras she knew i was gay before i was omg

rusuden:

// TR-606 //

youknowyourebritishwhen:

beginner’s guide to eurovision song contest

Shit gets real tense when we vote for France and give them like 10 points and they don’t vote for us at all

(Source: vigilantsitizen)

ratchetmess:

Its his own fault, from this post alone you can clearly see that shes that bitch you DONT eat

i909:

genocidegeneration:

fasterfood:

if i was a therapist i would have soulja boy as an assistant and every time my patient asked a question that was too emotional like ‘why did my dad leave me’ i would just turn and be like ‘soulja boy tell em’

Then he’d look at them and scream “YOOOUUUUU” and they’d cry

That one got me real good.

rsapberry:

the-fake-truth:

inbecillus:

an-idle-teen:

inbecillus:

I hate myself but I still think I’m better than everybody else

I hate people but I’d love to be in a relationship

I love food but I don’t want to get fat

I want money but dont want a job

look it’s my entire life in a post 

(Source: gendercake)

xavier-derosnay:

HOLY SHIT

deirdrebarlow:

ACTUALLY PISSING MYSELF

(Source: dobolob)